-Marissa Elise ∞
-Mentally & emotionally fucked up.
-Following my dreams.
-I love singing.
-Ask me anything! I don't bite(:
-Lost? Follow me(;
-Last account got deleted.
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
These video will never get old and two more thing
Hardly any labor only lasts an hour and they didn’t have to actually push a baby out..women fucking are superheros.
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical